DURHAM, NC—Wokeness alert! A local white boy was spotted flexing his cultural awareness this afternoon in the middle of West Union.
“Respecting other cultures is very important to me.” said Charles Gloucester (T’23). “That’s why I’ve learned conversational Italian in order to properly order my pizza, or as the Italians call it, pizza.”
Editor’s Note: His pronunciation was admittedly phenomenal.
Sources say Charles was spotted at Skillet speaking in a near indistinguishable from reality southern accent, and telling the employees of his family vacation to “Nawlins.”