Yes, mom, my girlfriend is a turkey today. Is that so wrong? Why can’t she just dress in a thematically appropriate way for our dinner? Have you really ever seen her not in costume?
Tomorrow, she’ll go right back to dressing as Sailor Moon or Hatsune Miku, but today, she’s going to be a turkey. Come on, she’s been working on this cosplay for months!
I know it’s a little revealing, but Thanksgiving is a pretty revealing holiday if you think about it. Being thankful means being vulnerable. The literary propensities of the holiday are not lost on my girlfriend, the turkey.
Okay, fine. I can ask her to take out the wattle-shaped ballgag at the table.