The Fluke News Staff
Editor-in-Chief:
Alex H.
Editor-in-Chief:
Makayla D.

your mom calls me alex h
Not like other girls btw

Social Media:
Emily Z.
Video Content:
Torrey L.

distant relative of genghis khan
fit despicable but my money still gru

Recruitment:
Avery S.

I am the reason furries are banned from Rancho Solano Preparatory School
Recruitment:
Ella B.

3x Abigail Adams cosplayer
Recruitment:
Shreya N.

0 headlines btw
Staff Writer:
Abby D.

allergic to anything worth eating
Staff Writer:
Joanie A.

I'm over 18
Staff Writer:
AJ T.

i grew a beard
Staff Writer:
Caitlin D.

did you know i'm from new jersey
Staff Writer:
Eva B.

need $ for soul transplant, epic pink razor scooter
venmo: @EvaBatlle
Staff Writer:
Sarah R.

arugula enthusiast
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Joel H.

Joel H. could not be reached at this time
Staff Writer:
Arwen R.

From a fake US state
Staff Writer:
Michael D.

Nepo and proud
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Allison C.

Allison C. could not be reached at this time
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Claire C.

prozac (40mg) addict
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Krisha P.

Krisha P. could not be reached at this time
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Lila D.

rabid since '68
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Ethan L.

Ethan L. could not be reached at this time.
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Spencer H.

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David C.

David C. could not be reached at this time
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Julien H.

Julien H. could not be reached at this time.
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Kit S.

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