The Fluke News Staff

Editor in Chief:
L. M.​

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pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Editor in Chief:
L. B.

 

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this is just padding for my resume

Senior Editor:
L. Z.

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my love language is connecting on linkedin <3

Editor/Recruitment:
B. F.

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the ghost writer for Kanye West

Senior Editor:
T. W.

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“life’s so fun” - phoebe bridgers 

Technical Director:
K. C.

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Editor/Recruitment:
L. G.

 

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you can find me at your mom’s house

Editor/Recruitment:
D. M.

 

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I got my aux privileges taken

Editor:
M. G.

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nooo don’t join fluke your so sexy aha

Staff Writer:
N. B.

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"I write jokes"

Staff Writer:
B. K.

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Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Staff Writer:
A. W.
 

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if my future employer sees this, no you didn’t <3

Editor:
J. N.

 

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Mommy

Staff Writer:
W. Y.

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.

Staff Writer:
A. G.

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I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:
J. B.

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I'm the actor for the chicken from moana

Staff writer:
T. P.

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Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.

Staff Writer:
W. G.

 

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my wu tang name was sad fool

Staff Writer:
M. N.

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has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice

Staff Artist:
A. G.
 

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Cringe