The Fluke News Staff

Editor-in-Chief:
Livia M.​

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pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Editor-in-Chief:
Laura B.

 

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this is just padding for my resume

Senior Editor:
Trinity W.W.

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“life’s so fun” - phoebe bridgers 

Technical Director:
Kristie C.

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Social Chair:
Mal N.

 

has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice

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Editor/Recruitment:
Brooks F.

 

Based his entire personality around A24

Editor/Recruitment:
Lucas G.

 

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you can find me at your mom’s house

Editor/Recruitment:
Daniel M.

 

 

I cooka da pasta

Editor/Staff Writer:
Jay N.

 

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Mommy?

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Editor/Staff Writer:
Amelia W.

 

 

if my future employer sees this, no you didn’t <3

Editor/Staff Writer:
Mimi G.

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nooo don’t join fluke your so sexy aha

Staff Writer:
Avery G.

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I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:
Ben K.

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Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Staff Writer:
Janvi B.

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I'm the actor for the chicken from moana

Staff Writer:
Sharz V.

I had to stack bread by my lonesome

Staff Writer:
Huda H.

 

I Am Living in Your Walls.

Staff Writer:
Martin H.

 

I'm the actor for the chicken from moana

Staff Writer:
Cody A.

Stay thirsty mis amigos

Staff Writer:
Jill J.

 

survivor of the C1 bus crash

Staff Writer:
Natalie F.

 

Anarchist Youth Conference, 2006

Staff Writer:
Andrew M.

I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude

Staff Writer:
Morgan S.

 

i don't wanna do this

Staff Writer:
Kristofer A.

 

it's all mid anyways

Staff Artist:
Amal G.

 

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Cringe