The Fluke News Staff
Editor in Chief:
Lisa Z.
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my own boyfriend left this club for bible study and he's not even christian
Editor in Chief:
Trinity W. W. W. W. W.
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To the women before me: I’m sorry
Recruitment Chair:
Jordan S.
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Jordan Shapiro is a man of many words.
Twitter Chair:
Wyatt G.
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my wu tang name was sad fool
Senior Editor:
Mihir B.
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Mihir Bellamkonda would like to take this opportunity to vigorously deny the allegations of romantic involvement between him and the magnolia tree behind Pegram dorm.
Recruitment Chair:
Nick B.
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"I write jokes"
Social Chair:
Sara B.
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biiiiiiiiig slack gal
Staff Writer:
Winston Y.
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9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.
Article Launch, Instagram Chair Tommy P.
Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.
Senior Editor:
Jordan D.
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Eruditio et despacito
Staff Writer:
Mal N.
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has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice
Staff Writer:
Avery G.
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I was high school prom queen.
Staff Writer:
Laura B.
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this is just padding for my resume
Staff Writer:
Livia M.​
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pov: you're my ti-84 plus
Staff Writer:
Ben K.
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Doesn’t not have 8 toes
Staff Writer:
Brooks F.
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the ghost writer for Kanye West