The Fluke News Staff

Editor in Chief:

Lisa Z.

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my love language is connecting on linkedin <3

Senior Editor:

Mihir B.

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Mihir Bellamkonda would like to take this opportunity to vigorously deny the allegations of romantic involvement between him and the magnolia tree behind Pegram dorm.

Senior Editor:

Jordan D.

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Eruditio et despacito

Social Media Manager:

Mal N.

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has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice

Editor:

Brooks F.

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the ghost writer for Kanye West

Recruitment Chair:

Nick B.

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"I write jokes"

Staff Writer:

Winston Y.

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.

Staff Writer:

Livia M.​

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pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Staff Writer:

Ben K.

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Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Editor in Chief:

Trinity W. W. W. W. W.

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To the women before me: I’m sorry

Social Chair:

Sara B.

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biiiiiiiiig slack gal

Editor/Twitter:

Wyatt G.

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my wu tang name was sad fool

Editor:

Laura B.

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this is just padding for my resume

Recruitment Chair:

Jordan S.

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Jordan Shapiro is a man of many words.

Staff writer:

Tommy P.

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Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.

Staff Writer:

Avery G.

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I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:

Sascha S.

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I am cringe but I am free

Website Admin:

Kristie C.

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