The Fluke News Staff

Editor in Chief:
L. Z.

 

my love language is connecting on linkedin <3

Editor in Chief:
T. W.

 

“life’s so fun” - phoebe bridgers 

Social Media Director:
M. N.

 

has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice

Social Media Director:
W. G.
 

 

my wu tang name was sad fool

Technical Director:
K. C.

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Editor/Recruitment:
L. B.
 

 

this is just padding for my resume

Editor/Recruitment:
B. F.

 

the ghost writer for Kanye West

Writer/Recruitment:
L. M.​

 

pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Staff Writer:
N. B.

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"I write jokes"

Staff Writer:
W. Y.

 

9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.

Staff writer:
T. P.

 

Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.

Staff Writer:
A. G.

 

I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:
A. W.
 

 

if my future employer sees this, no you didn’t <3

Staff Writer:
J. N.
 

 

Mommy

Staff Writer:
B. K.

 

Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Staff Writer:
L. G.
 

 

you can find me at your mom’s house

Staff Writer:
D. M.
 

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I got my aux privileges taken

Staff Writer:
M. G.

nooo don’t join fluke your so sexy aha

Staff Writer:
J. B.

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I'm the actor for the chicken from moana

Staff Writer:
J. V.

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The Colored One

Staff Artist:
A. G.
 

 

Cringe