The Fluke News Staff

Editor in Chief:

Lisa Z.

 

my love language is connecting on linkedin <3

Editor in Chief:

Trinity W. W. W. W. W.

 

To the women before me: I’m sorry

Social Media Director:
Mal N.

 

has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice

Social Media Director:
Wyatt G.
 

 

my wu tang name was sad fool

Technical Director:
Kristie C.

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Editor/Recruitment:
Laura B.
 

 

this is just padding for my resume

Editor/Recruitment:
Brooks F.

 

the ghost writer for Kanye West

Writer/Recruitment:
Livia M.​

 

pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Staff Writer:
Nick B.

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"I write jokes"

Staff Writer:

Winston Y.

 

9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.

Staff writer:

Tommy P.

 

Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.

Staff Writer:

Avery G.

 

I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:

Ben K.

 

Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Staff Writer:

Sascha S.

 

I am cringe but I am free