The Fluke News Staff
Editor-in-Chief:
Daniel M.

banned from aux by court order
Editor-in-Chief:
Laura B.

this is just padding for my resume

Senior Editor/Social Chair:
Livia M.
here is a picture of me at the great wall of china since everyone thinks we're all white men

Editor/Recruitment/
Social Media:
Lucas G.
not beating the soulful white boy allegations

Editor/Recruitment/
Social Media:
Morgan S.
i don't wanna do this
Editor/Recruitment:
Martin H.

definitely not in the chronicle
Editor/Staff Artist:
Amal G.

cringe
Editor:
Brooks F.

based his entire personality around A24
Editor:
Andrew M.

i commit crimes with both direction and magnitude
Editor:
Amelia W.

if my future employer sees this, no you didn't <3
Editor:
Sharz V.

i had to stack bread by my lonesome
Editor:
Natalie F.

Anarchist Youth Conference, 2006
Editor:
Jill J.

survivor of the C1 bus crash
Staff Writer:
Huda H.

I Am Living in Your Walls.
Staff Writer:
Cody A.

stay thirsty mis amigos
Staff Writer:
Kristofer A.

it's all mid anyways
Staff Writer:
Janvi B.

i was the actor for the chicken in moana
Staff Writer:
Ben D.

ben d is short for benadryl-induced delirium
Staff Writer:
Alex H.

slayer of children, seducer of mothers
Staff Writer:
Quinn T.

significantly lacking wisdom
Staff Writer:
AJ T.

i like trains
Staff Writer:
Blake M.

i love Olivia Rodrigo! (i hope she sees this)
Staff Writer:
Caitlin D.

did you know i'm from new jersey
Staff Writer:
Felix J.

actually just three raccoons in a coat
Staff Writer:
Emily Z.

distant relative of genghis khan
Staff Writer:
Emma W.

praise kink
Staff Writer:
Siena F.

the voices are getting louder
Staff Writer:
Abby D.

allergic to anything worth eating
Staff Writer:
Maddie B.

i sprained my knee at shooters