The Fluke News Staff
Editor in Chief:
L. M.
pov: you're my ti-84 plus
Editor in Chief:
L. B.
this is just padding for my resume
Senior Editor:
L. Z.
zooey deschanel wannabe
Senior Editor:
T. W.
“life’s so fun” - phoebe bridgers
Technical Director:
K. C.
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Editor/Recruitment:
B. F.
the ghost writer for Kanye West
Editor/Recruitment:
L. G.
you can find me at your mom’s house
Editor/Recruitment:
D. M.
I got my aux privileges taken
Editor:
M. G.
nooo don’t join fluke your so sexy aha
Staff Writer:
N. B.
"I write jokes"
Staff Writer:
B. K.
Doesn’t not have 8 toes
Staff Writer:
A. W.
if my future employer sees this, no you didn’t <3
Editor:
J. N.
Mommy
Staff Writer:
W. Y.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.
Staff Writer:
A. G.
I was high school prom queen.
Staff Writer:
J. B.
I'm the actor for the chicken from moana
Staff writer:
T. P.
Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.
Staff Writer:
W. G.
my wu tang name was sad fool
Staff Writer:
M. N.
has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice
Staff Artist:
A. G.
Cringe