The Fluke News Staff

Editor in Chief:

Lisa Z.


my love language is connecting on linkedin <3

Senior Editor:

Mihir B.



Mihir Bellamkonda would like to take this opportunity to vigorously deny the allegations of romantic involvement between him and the magnolia tree behind Pegram dorm.

Senior Editor:

Jordan D.


Eruditio et despacito

Social Media Manager:

Mal N.


has reoccurring nightmares about orange juice


Brooks F.


the ghost writer for Kanye West

Recruitment Chair:

Nick B.



"I write jokes"

Staff Writer:

Winston Y.


9 out of 10 dentists recommend not smashing your face on the C1 floor.

Staff Writer:

Livia M.​


pov: you're my ti-84 plus

Staff Writer:

Ben K.


Doesn’t not have 8 toes

Editor in Chief:

Trinity W. W. W. W. W.


To the women before me: I’m sorry

Social Chair:

Sara B.


biiiiiiiiig slack gal


Wyatt G.


my wu tang name was sad fool


Laura B.


this is just padding for my resume

Recruitment Chair:

Jordan S.


Jordan Shapiro is a man of many words.

Staff writer:

Tommy P.


Tommy P. could not be reached for comment at this time.

Staff Writer:

Avery G.


I was high school prom queen.

Staff Writer:

Sascha S.


I am cringe but I am free

Website Admin:

Kristie C.



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