The Fluke News Staff Jun 22 1 min Duke baseball players somehow still coming up on Bumble MY HOMETOWN, IL—While at Duke, I was shocked by how often one of the baseball players would come up on Bumble. Every other swipe was a ba...
The Fluke News Staff Jun 11 1 min Duke to announce new fall sport: Virtue Signalling CAMERON INDOOR—In the midst of Black Lives Matter dominating social media feeds, Duke has done what it does best: profit off of black exp...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 2, 2019 1 min Duke Quidditch team busted for steroid abuse DURHAM, NC—The Duke varsity quidditch team was recently removed from the official list of intramural sports clubs amid anabolic steroid a...
The Fluke News Staff Sep 14, 2019 1 min Lebron James promises entire male lineage to Duke basketball DURHAM, NC—After trying to recruit Lebron James’ son Bronny, a freshman in high school, Duke has announced that they are recruiting the e...
The Fluke News Staff Apr 3, 2019 1 min Op-ed: End anti-Zionism, he's our best player DURHA, NC—There’s been a lot discussion on campus about anti-zionism. Frankly, I’m horrified by the idea. To all the anti-zionists out th...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 20, 2019 1 min Student suggests that Duke needs to score more points than UNC does DURHAM, NC—Duke senior Jake Lopez, who has been a Duke fan since “before I was born” has a radical theory on how Duke can win. According ...
The Fluke News Staff Jan 18, 2019 1 min Tre Jones out indefinitely for Duke men's basketball after head in the game but heart in the song CAMERON STADIUM—Starting point guard Tre Jones may be unable to play with the Blue Devils for the rest of the season after revealing that...
