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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 3
    • 1 min

    Coach K kills student reporter, receives one game suspension

    Durham, NC—Following Duke’s recent tough loss to another unranked team, Coach Mike “that bitch” Krzyzewski was faced with an unfairly tou...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 22, 2020
    • 2 min

    "We fought hard and know what needs work," says Cutcliffe on scrimmage with local middle school

    CHAPEL HILL, NC—After losing to Smith Middle School during a Wednesday scrimmage, Duke Football head coach David Cutcliffe expressed how ...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jun 22, 2020
    • 1 min

    Duke baseball players somehow still coming up on Bumble

    MY HOMETOWN, IL—While at Duke, I was shocked by how often one of the baseball players would come up on Bumble. Every other swipe was a ba...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jun 11, 2020
    • 1 min

    Duke to announce new fall sport: Virtue Signalling

    CAMERON INDOOR—In the midst of Black Lives Matter dominating social media feeds, Duke has done what it does best: profit off of black exp...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 2, 2019
    • 1 min

    Duke Quidditch team busted for steroid abuse

    DURHAM, NC—The Duke varsity quidditch team was recently removed from the official list of intramural sports clubs amid anabolic steroid a...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Sep 14, 2019
    • 1 min

    Lebron James promises entire male lineage to Duke basketball

    DURHAM, NC—After trying to recruit Lebron James’ son Bronny, a freshman in high school, Duke has announced that they are recruiting the e...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Apr 3, 2019
    • 1 min

    Op-ed: End anti-Zionism, he's our best player

    DURHA, NC—There’s been a lot discussion on campus about anti-zionism. Frankly, I’m horrified by the idea. To all the anti-zionists out th...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 20, 2019
    • 1 min

    Student suggests that Duke needs to score more points than UNC does

    DURHAM, NC—Duke senior Jake Lopez, who has been a Duke fan since “before I was born” has a radical theory on how Duke can win. According ...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jan 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    Tre Jones out indefinitely for Duke men's basketball after head in the game but heart in the song

    CAMERON STADIUM—Starting point guard Tre Jones may be unable to play with the Blue Devils for the rest of the season after revealing that...
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