The Fluke News Staff Dec 19, 2020 1 min Trump signs new Executive Order unilaterally banning Eumelanin in the US WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a rush to leave his legacy during his remaining days in office, Donald Trump signed into existence a Executive Order...
The Fluke News Staff Dec 19, 2020 2 min BREAKING: India (probably) on strike (I think), right? NEW DELHI—Oh boy, India is in a pretty big situation. Roughly 250 million Indians are really upset about something and taking to the stre...
The Fluke News Staff Nov 13, 2020 2 min Campaign Blunder: Trump goes to Transylvania instead of Pennsylvania TRANSYLVANIA—Television personality Donald Trump held a campaign rally in Transylvania the day before the election. Speaking to an unusua...
The Fluke News Staff Nov 12, 2020 3 min Desperate White House staffers bring in cast of Sesame Street to explain to Trump how elections work Washington, D.C.— As Trump continues to vehemently protest the results of the 2020 Election by making numerous illegitimate claims of vot...
The Fluke News Staff Nov 8, 2020 2 min New cabinet position created: Secretary of Checking if Biden Died in His Sleep Washington, DC—After four days of waiting, former Vice President Joe Biden has officially surpassed the 270 electoral vote threshold to w...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 31, 2020 2 min Joe Biden injured in fight with his “terrifying evil clone,” later determined to be his reflection DELAWARE—“Keep it together jack,” Joe muttered to himself softly. He sat alone on the edge of his bed in darkness, trying desperately to ...
