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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 15
    • 2 min

    In honor of Black History Month, sororities' rush themes to include "hip-hop" and "ACAB" days

    HOLLOWS A—A sorority sister wearing a “Systemic racism sucks” shirt and earrings reading “White solidarity” opens the door as “Sicko Mode...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 14
    • 2 min

    Greek life asks all rushees to use "tú" in place of "usted" during informal rush

    DURHAM, NC — This week, the Fluke News obtained an email sent out to male-identifying freshmen and sophomores about Greek Life’s informal...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 7
    • 3 min

    The Fluke News Exclusive Interview with UNCVirginity

    The University of North Carolina is ranked as one of the nation’s top schools in sending students home. However, UNC is currently generat...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 9, 2020
    • 2 min

    Profile: Meet the Frat Boy who pledges to reform KKK from within

    Charles “Charlie” Moran, 18, sits down at the interview in a casual, crystalline white hoodie and what appears to be an upside-down Cross...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Sep 14, 2020
    • 2 min

    The Great Equalizer: Ugly people in masks can now flirt with attractive people

    THE UNITED STATES—All across our great nation, the lower class is rejoicing. The widespread expectation of masks has allowed for the mere...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jun 17, 2020
    • 2 min

    Asian mom breaks silence on anti-black racism: "You know I had it hard too, right?"

    BAY AREA, CA—The recent protests on police brutality and anti-black racism have sparked many discussions in households across the country...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 25, 2020
    • 1 min

    PASH hosts session to pleasure you like your man never could

    CLASSROOM BUILDING, EAST CAMPUS–Last Tuesday, PASH hosted a successful session to pleasure you like your man never could. In an attempt t...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 25, 2020
    • 1 min

    Pokemon Club most diverse on campus, has 807 different types

    DURHAM, NC–In the war against tokenism, there is no braver soldier than Pikachu. The Duke Pokemon Club has proudly announced that they’ve...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 18, 2020
    • 1 min

    Girl adds joining a low-tier sorority to Volunteer section of resume

    DURHAM, NC—This rush season, Jessica Glad, of the Glad trash bag fortune, felt like giving back. Rather than join the ranks of the Key Th...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jan 29, 2020
    • 1 min

    Q&A: Mirecourt rushee excited to fear own living space

    DURHAM, NC— As rush season concludes, Duke students are often left with questions regarding the process. How do deliberations work? Who g...
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