Progressive! 68% of fraternity members believe same-sex kissing is fine, as long as it’s between two straight girls at one of their parties
Ozempic alternative? This middle-aged woman follows you around and calls you a fatty
Lucky girl gets to relive youth by spending 30 minutes covering pimple
A Capella Group “The Pitchforks” renamed “The Pitchspoons” to be more well-rounded
Baseball player loses his daily hat; what happens now?
Duke researchers find you’re the only one on campus struggling
Duke In Madrid student horrified to learn Spanish women are not into Americans
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Sent Upstate
Op-ed: Is your white friend racist or do you really look like that other guy?
Pescatarian reveals he adopted the lifestyle out of spite towards fish
Temperatures drop, top one-percenters can now social signal with a sweater tied around their neck
Back to its roots: Wayne announces Vietnam Vets will receive bands to Waynestock
Anxious cannibal wants to bite your nails
Did she ghost me or does she lack object permanence?
Girl who texted back “sorry, just saw this!” isn’t lying
Aww! Guy in ethics class will order drone strikes one day
Duke lookalikes club disbands after no one can tell who the real president is
The most annoying person you know just discovered Fred Again, decided DJing is his passion <3
“I love fossil dating:” Archeologists, Sugar Babies Bond Over Shared Interest
Slay! This female serial killer murders small children and big stereotypes
“Pssst… Hey! You should eat with me until my friend comes,” student desperately whispers to spider
“I’m not gay,” and other lies European Men will tell to get into your pants
Bitter Long Distance Partner Thumbs Up "I love you" Message
Short Friends are the New Lap Dogs: How to Get One and Keep Them Happy
Local dead woman worries her murder wasn’t podcast-worthy
SNU to look at familial assets instead of bands for party access
Elephant really tired of being only one addressed in the room
Fraternity vows to reach carbon neutrality in response to hurricane canceling darty
Tik Tok set to release all drafts by noon
“Only in New York” says person who’s lived in New York for two days
"For $200, I'll paint my nails," says man who's very comfortable with his masculinity
5 Strategies to Get Better in Bed: Sleep with Other Men for Practice
It’s not a “self-care” day, you’re just single
How to get you and your mom tickets to the Sigma Freud mixer
In desperate last-ditch attempt to get laid, man paints nails black
“I found my people,” explains girl who changed her entire personality to fit in over zoom
Rapper Flo Centi knew she should have dreamed bigger with her name
How to use dating apps when you hate any photo a man chooses of himself
After watching “MONTERO” video, this heterosexual, women-loving Cru member has faith crisis
In honor of Black History Month, sororities' rush themes to include "hip-hop" and "ACAB" days
Greek life asks all rushees to use "tú" in place of "usted" during informal rush
The Fluke News Exclusive Interview with UNCVirginity
Profile: Meet the Frat Boy who pledges to reform KKK from within
The Great Equalizer: Ugly people in masks can now flirt with attractive people
Asian mom breaks silence on anti-black racism: "You know I had it hard too, right?"
PASH hosts session to pleasure you like your man never could
Pokemon Club most diverse on campus, has 807 different types
Girl adds joining a low-tier sorority to Volunteer section of resume
Q&A: Mirecourt rushee excited to fear own living space
"I'm just here with my friends," says first-year who would kill a small child to get into Cooper