The Fluke News Staff Sep 14 2 min The Great Equalizer: Ugly people in masks can now flirt with attractive people THE UNITED STATES—All across our great nation, the lower class is rejoicing. The widespread expectation of masks has allowed for the mere...
The Fluke News Staff Jun 17 2 min Asian mom breaks silence on anti-black racism: "You know I had it hard too, right?" BAY AREA, CA—The recent protests on police brutality and anti-black racism have sparked many discussions in households across the country...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 25 1 min PASH hosts session to pleasure you like your man never could CLASSROOM BUILDING, EAST CAMPUS–Last Tuesday, PASH hosted a successful session to pleasure you like your man never could. In an attempt t...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 25 1 min Pokemon Club most diverse on campus, has 807 different types DURHAM, NC–In the war against tokenism, there is no braver soldier than Pikachu. The Duke Pokemon Club has proudly announced that they’ve...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 18 1 min Girl adds joining a low-tier sorority to Volunteer section of resume DURHAM, NC—This rush season, Jessica Glad, of the Glad trash bag fortune, felt like giving back. Rather than join the ranks of the Key Th...
The Fluke News Staff Jan 29 1 min Q&A: Mirecourt rushee excited to fear own living space DURHAM, NC— As rush season concludes, Duke students are often left with questions regarding the process. How do deliberations work? Who g...
The Fluke News Staff Jan 23 1 min "I'm just here with my friends," says first-year who would kill a small child to get into Cooper CROWELL EE–First-year rushee Becky Briggs has been telling both herself and others that she isn’t really serious about rush, because she’...
The Fluke News Staff Jan 20 1 min Despite commitment to diversity, sorority has no Geminis DURHAM, NC — Amidst the chants and half-hearted embraces with their new sisters, the key three sororities welcomed their latest pledge cl...
The Fluke News Staff Dec 4, 2019 1 min Man supports times up, but wouldn't mind being catcalled himself DURHAM, NC— Sophomore Justin Blanco told his friend on Tuesday that while he’s “all for” the cause of Times Up, he personally “won’t real...
The Fluke News Staff Dec 3, 2019 1 min Update: He doesn't like you, he genuinely just likes playing Cup Pong DURHAM, NC — Sources confirm that local heartbreaker Mason Cooper’s constant Cup Pong requests, often mistaken for flirtation and actual ...
