The Fluke News Staff 3 days ago 2 min “I found my people,” explains girl who changed her entire personality to fit in over zoom DURHAM, NC—For Lauren Ziebler (Trinity ‘24), Bid Day provided a new home. “Even though I’d already met half of the sisters at Devine’s...
The Fluke News Staff Apr 18 1 min Rapper Flo Centi knew she should have dreamed bigger with her name Staring wistfully out the window in her Atlanta home, local rapper Flo Centi sighed deeply as she placed her head into her hands. “I knew...
The Fluke News Staff Apr 18 1 min How to use dating apps when you hate any photo a man chooses of himself DURHAM, NC—Have you seen too many pictures that are more fish than man? Are you starting to think cargo pants might not be so bad? Do you...
The Fluke News Staff Mar 30 1 min After watching “MONTERO” video, this heterosexual, women-loving Cru member has faith crisis DURHAM, NC—Following a mention of the new Lil Nas X music video from his preacher, local cru member Jake had to see what all of the fuss...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 15 2 min In honor of Black History Month, sororities' rush themes to include "hip-hop" and "ACAB" days HOLLOWS A—A sorority sister wearing a “Systemic racism sucks” shirt and earrings reading “White solidarity” opens the door as “Sicko...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 14 2 min Greek life asks all rushees to use "tú" in place of "usted" during informal rush DURHAM, NC — This week, the Fluke News obtained an email sent out to male-identifying freshmen and sophomores about Greek Life’s informal...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 7 3 min The Fluke News Exclusive Interview with UNCVirginity The University of North Carolina is ranked as one of the nation’s top schools in sending students home. However, UNC is currently...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 9, 2020 2 min Profile: Meet the Frat Boy who pledges to reform KKK from within Charles “Charlie” Moran, 18, sits down at the interview in a casual, crystalline white hoodie and what appears to be an upside-down Cross...
The Fluke News Staff Sep 14, 2020 2 min The Great Equalizer: Ugly people in masks can now flirt with attractive people THE UNITED STATES—All across our great nation, the lower class is rejoicing. The widespread expectation of masks has allowed for the...
The Fluke News Staff Jun 17, 2020 2 min Asian mom breaks silence on anti-black racism: "You know I had it hard too, right?" BAY AREA, CA—The recent protests on police brutality and anti-black racism have sparked many discussions in households across the...
