The Fluke News Staff Apr 18 1 min An open letter to men studying Compsci: Golden showers don't count BRYAN CENTER—To the men at Duke studying Computer Science: this is a letter of love. I have infinite respect for the men in both Trinity...
The Fluke News Staff Mar 6 1 min Op-ed: My opinion on why we’re too politically divided is unique and deserves a biweekly column Durham, NC—In a world that claims to be more tolerant than ever, as an Anarcho-Libertarian at Duke, I have never felt more...
The Fluke News Staff Feb 26 2 min Things are going too well: A quick guide to self-sabotage Okay, imagine this. You’re chilling on TikTok and suddenly, you sense it. Something’s different. Something’s… wrong? Let me let you in on...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 22, 2020 1 min Op-ed: I don’t think I should have gotten a B+ on the midterm essay Now that we’ve all gotten our Philosophy 201 midterm essays back, I think it’s important to tackle a serious issue: my grade. While I...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 22, 2020 1 min Op-ed: Let's just replace the election with a “No judgement, just curious: Biden or Trump” IG poll Let’s be honest: this is getting ridiculous. First I had to fill out the registration form, then I had to have the girl from Keohane 4D...
The Fluke News Staff Oct 9, 2020 2 min Op-ed: Masks don’t protect us, our troops do It’s time we get real: masks do not protect us. They are flimsy little pieces of cloth that cannot even remotely compare to a US Army...
The Fluke News Staff Sep 22, 2020 1 min Joe Biden: Not bi enough Durham, NC — When Bernie Sanders first suspended his presidential campaign, the Fluke News was overwhelmed with excitement at the...
The Fluke News Staff Aug 26, 2020 1 min UNC: Not that safe for a safety school CHAPEL HILL, NC—In a shocking turn of events, after testing no students and refusing to enforce coronavirus guidelines, the University of...
The Fluke News Staff Jul 11, 2020 1 min Op-Ed: Wait, they're deporting white students too? When I first heard that ICE is planning to deport international students who are not taking in-person classes this Fall, I was...
The Fluke News Staff Jul 1, 2020 2 min Long distance hack: Break up LAS VEGAS, NV—So it’s been three months since you saw your boyfriend. You were madly in love in March, of course, except for when he...
