If you ever think you’re annoying, remember someone has a podcast called “So... that’s a thing"
Clumsy cocaine smugglers rejoice at Durham snow storm
Local turkey accepts imminent death with surprising grace and wisdom
For man with erectile dysfunction, it’s always a no bones day
Girl who already put up Christmas decorations the worst person you know
New book “Literacy for Illiterates” struggles to sell
Before entering heaven, God checks if you have wristband
Who is this? Asks mom every time you show her a TikTok
God admits Chapel Hill was a mistake, plans flood
Breaking: Shooters purchased by Duke to house COVID-positive students
"So that's why everyone wore the same outfit," says freshman who went to Hooters instead of Shooters
Local police department celebrates Pride Month in style with rainbow-colored tear gas
Man frantically puts socks on choking friend’s feet before giving him mouth-to-mouth
Girl confused how guy doesn't see her subtle Spotify hints that she's in love with him
Dear Fluke: Am I bisexual or do I just really want to be?
"I don’t have the time," says girl who spends 30 hours a week on TikTok
Fluke Investigates: Does this twitter activist not realize he's white?
Op-ed: I won’t vote until we can ALL vote
A comprehensive guide to analyzing your boyfriend’s childhood home on Zillow
Voting by carrier pigeon: A bi-partisan solution
Missing Tandoor? These recipes will make you feel just as ethnic, but still safe
Student re-examines sexuality after attending the wrong Swing NC event
Duke Researchers Discover Promising Method for Shutting Off Pain in the Human Brain: Meth
Adorable: White liberal thinks voting out Trump will end racism
Area Man doesn’t understand calling Asia Death a silly nickname like “COVID-19”
Girl who complains about gentrification excited for new vegan restaurant
Best places in Durham to eat alone on Valentines Day
Local landfill now filled with discarded signs from climate strike
Hurricane snore-ian: sleepy student prays for property destruction
Duke University proposes new white rail
Kim Cates responds to town hall about concern over playlist at Shooters II