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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Nov 7, 2020
    • 1 min

    Fluke Investigates: Does this twitter activist not realize he's white?

    DURHAM, NC—White activist Daniel Yellin might be passionate about posting instagram stories about the Black Lives Matter movement and edu...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 9, 2020
    • 1 min

    Op-ed: I won’t vote until we can ALL vote

    Frankly, I’m appalled by the levels of voter suppression here in North Carolina. The gerrymandering, the ID laws, and the intricacies of ...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 9, 2020
    • 2 min

    A comprehensive guide to analyzing your boyfriend’s childhood home on Zillow

    Go ahead and put his address into Zillow. There are now a few more things you have to think about besides the fact that he and his family...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 9, 2020
    • 1 min

    Voting by carrier pigeon: A bi-partisan solution

    Durham, NC—Pigeons do not care about your politics. In fact, the latest New York Times poll disclosed that 0% of all pigeons were registe...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Sep 30, 2020
    • 2 min

    Missing Tandoor? These recipes will make you feel just as ethnic, but still safe

    For fellow students living off campus, missing out on exotic but comfortable food from West Union is one of the biggest challenges. If yo...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Sep 28, 2020
    • 2 min

    Student re-examines sexuality after attending the wrong Swing NC event

    DURHAM, NC—Wednesday night certainly did not go as expected for Duke freshmen Todd Edwards and Thalia Stein. As the freshmen couple atten...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jul 17, 2020
    • 1 min

    Duke Researchers Discover Promising Method for Shutting Off Pain in the Human Brain: Meth

    DURHAM, NC—After years of split testing, clinical trials, and car mufflers just “disappearing”, researchers in the Duke School of Medicin...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jun 3, 2020
    • 2 min

    Adorable: White liberal thinks voting out Trump will end racism

    DURHAM, NC—In a moment guaranteed to make you say “awwww”, local white liberal Paul James recently voiced some groundbreaking advice for ...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Apr 1, 2020
    • 1 min

    Area Man doesn’t understand calling Asia Death a silly nickname like “COVID-19”

    DURHAM, NC—Following recent developments in the state of the global pandemic known as Asia Death, one concerned citizen has had enough of...
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    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 25, 2020
    • 1 min

    Girl who complains about gentrification excited for new vegan restaurant

    DURHAM, NC–Recently, local activist Maya Thompson, who has bravely and openly criticized the gentrification in and around Durham, has con...
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