Dear Fluke: Am I bisexual or do I just really want to be?

Dear Fluke,


I’m a 19 year old, single, female-identifying college student with no kids. I’ve been dating around and have been official with a few guys, but none have seemed to work. And considering the one dimensionality of the boys I’ve been dating, they definitely haven’t changed while in our relationship. So what about them isn't doing it for me? And do I have other options? Like perhaps… options without dicks?


Just hear me out—I get along so well with my girl friends! And I really like that one Katy Perry song, “I Kissed a Girl.” And I retweet all of Lil Nas X’s posts. And I love to wear flannels and roll my jeans. And…OH and I love Ellen! I think Subarus are really cool cars. OH and Pete Buttigieg? That guy is GREAT. And I think penises are gross and weird. And women are really cool, I think. I love watching the U.S. women’s soccer games. Plus I'm pretty sure I got turned on watching Orange is the New Black.


ALSO one time I kissed my friend who is definitely a woman at a party and it was okay I think. I was pretty drunk, but I kinda remember it happening.


So I’ve GOT to like women right? RIGHT? PLEASE TELL ME I LIKE WOMEN BECAUSE EVERY MAN ON THIS PLANET SUCKS AND WOMEN SMELL WAY BETTER.


Ugh, maybe I just hate men.



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