Lucky girl gets to relive youth by spending 30 minutes covering pimple
- Jan 19
- 2 min
Freshman ventures to Whole Foods, proud of themselves for bursting Duke bubble
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Sent Upstate
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Student Studying Urban Sprawl Drives Car to East
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Conservative NC lawmakers ban TransLoc, to be replaced with CisLoc
- Apr 4, 2023
- 1 min
Impressive! Duke student says Durham residents don’t scare them anymore
- Feb 9, 2023
- 1 min
American Grand Strategy shoots down hot air balloon touring Durham
- Nov 10, 2022
- 1 min
Blue Tenter Says Poll Line “Too Long”
- Oct 26, 2022
- 2 min
Running Out of Causes to Champion, PETA Turns Attention to Toppled Scooters That “Look Sad”
- Mar 14, 2022
- 1 min
If you ever think you’re annoying, remember someone has a podcast called “So... that’s a thing"
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
Clumsy cocaine smugglers rejoice at Durham snow storm
- Nov 25, 2021
- 1 min
Local turkey accepts imminent death with surprising grace and wisdom
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
For man with erectile dysfunction, it’s always a no bones day
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
Girl who already put up Christmas decorations the worst person you know
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
New book “Literacy for Illiterates” struggles to sell
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Before entering heaven, God checks if you have wristband
- Oct 19, 2021
- 1 min
Who is this? Asks mom every time you show her a TikTok
- Oct 1, 2021
- 2 min
God admits Chapel Hill was a mistake, plans flood
- Aug 31, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Shooters purchased by Duke to house COVID-positive students
- Aug 18, 2021
- 1 min
"So that's why everyone wore the same outfit," says freshman who went to Hooters instead of Shooters