After 119 Years, The Chronicle to Disband
- Feb 26
- 2 min
Progressive! 68% of fraternity members believe same-sex kissing is fine, as long as it’s between two straight girls at one of their parties
- Feb 26
- 2 min
Ozempic alternative? This middle-aged woman follows you around and calls you a fatty
- Feb 26
- 2 min
Lucky girl gets to relive youth by spending 30 minutes covering pimple
- Feb 26
- 2 min
Marine Lab Sees Increase in Applications from Confused ROTC Students
- Feb 6
- 2 min
"No way to prevent this:" Student drowns in Abele Quad puddle
- Jan 19
- 2 min
"Christian Girl Autumn" bashed for discrimination, replaced with ‘Non-denominational Person Harvest’
- Jan 19
- 1 min
A Capella Group “The Pitchforks” renamed “The Pitchspoons” to be more well-rounded
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Baseball player loses his daily hat; what happens now?
- Jan 19
- 2 min
Duke pledges $1 million for made free throw, “randomly selects” 90 year old English Professor
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Duke researchers find you’re the only one on campus struggling
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Duke to roll out artificial friend groups alongside artificial turf
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Duke In Madrid student horrified to learn Spanish women are not into Americans
- Jan 19
- 2 min
Freshman ventures to Whole Foods, proud of themselves for bursting Duke bubble
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Sent Upstate
- Jan 19
- 1 min
In rare act of compassion, Vincent Price offers to lick away students' tears
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Mathematicians struggle to derive formula for calculating the Duke Difference
- Jan 19
- 2 min
Op-ed: Is your white friend racist or do you really look like that other guy?
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Op-ed: Sometimes it’s better to pretend it’s Nutella
- Jan 19
- 2 min
Pescatarian reveals he adopted the lifestyle out of spite towards fish