DURHAM, NC—This past week, YouTuber and Duke Alum Cody Ko eagerly joined a DUU-led Q&A with the Duke student body. Unfortunately, that enthusiasm faded away not long after once Cody realized that Duke students are fucking lame now.
The Q&A began with Cody talking about his experience at Duke. “Man those were really the best years of my life. I remember when President Price showed up to LDOC rolling on molly in a cutoff tee. You know how he is. My favorite tradition was definitely climbing the outside of the chapel and hanging a 200-foot beer bong down from the top while getting head. You guys know what I’m talking about, though. Man I would absolutely HATE to have missed that. I literally cannot imagine going to college and not doing that. Like it brings me physical pain to think about any other college experience. Anyway I probably sound super lame compared to what you guys are probably doing now right ahahaha?” After a few seconds of awkward silence, an interviewer piped up, “well we have...uh... I mean... you know it’s like a different kind of...uh...it’s fun in sort of a... well...you know things change so...uh, yeah.”
Cody and the entire student body then sat in awkward silence for the remaining 50 minutes. On the bright side, if you were at the Q&A, you might have appeared in Cody’s latest video “That’s Cringe: Duke Students, especially the one that called me fucking old”.
