INVESTING PRODIGY: Paul Pelosi named Fuqua's next James B. Duke Professor of Finance

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—After years of perfect investments, Paul Pelosi has been named Fuqua’s next James B. Duke Professor of Finance.

Pelosi has been the engineer of countless ingenious investments. He insightfully bought his Nvidia stock before the House passed the CHIPS for America Act, which seeks to bolster the US semiconductor supply chain and promote research and development of advanced technologies in the United States, and he cleverly bought stock in Microsoft days before the US army announced a $22 billion contract with the army. He has masterfully analyzed the ways in which the market will change, and he is now bringing that brilliant analysis to Duke University.

Coincidentally, the House is now voting on a bill to subsidize all private business schools starting with the letter “F.”