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    Trump signs new Executive Order unilaterally banning Eumelanin in the US
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Dec 19, 2020
    • 1 min

    Trump signs new Executive Order unilaterally banning Eumelanin in the US

    WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a rush to leave his legacy during his remaining days in office, Donald Trump signed into existence a Executive Order...
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    BREAKING: India (probably) on strike (I think), right?
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Dec 19, 2020
    • 2 min

    BREAKING: India (probably) on strike (I think), right?

    NEW DELHI—Oh boy, India is in a pretty big situation. Roughly 250 million Indians are really upset about something and taking to the stre...
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    Campaign Blunder: Trump goes to Transylvania instead of Pennsylvania
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Nov 13, 2020
    • 2 min

    Campaign Blunder: Trump goes to Transylvania instead of Pennsylvania

    TRANSYLVANIA—Television personality Donald Trump held a campaign rally in Transylvania the day before the election. Speaking to an unusua...
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    Desperate White House staffers bring in cast of Sesame Street to explain to Trump how elections work
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Nov 12, 2020
    • 3 min

    Desperate White House staffers bring in cast of Sesame Street to explain to Trump how elections work

    Washington, D.C.— As Trump continues to vehemently protest the results of the 2020 Election by making numerous illegitimate claims of vot...
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    New cabinet position created: Secretary of Checking if Biden Died in His Sleep
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Nov 8, 2020
    • 2 min

    New cabinet position created: Secretary of Checking if Biden Died in His Sleep

    Washington, DC—After four days of waiting, former Vice President Joe Biden has officially surpassed the 270 electoral vote threshold to w...
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    Joe Biden injured in fight with his “terrifying evil clone,” later determined to be his reflection
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Oct 31, 2020
    • 2 min

    Joe Biden injured in fight with his “terrifying evil clone,” later determined to be his reflection

    DELAWARE—“Keep it together jack,” Joe muttered to himself softly. He sat alone on the edge of his bed in darkness, trying desperately to ...
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