Sazón introduces new lottery system in attempt to limit diners and curb crowds
- Jan 19
- 1 min
Temperatures drop, top one-percenters can now social signal with a sweater tied around their neck
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Duke releases Latinx students from Bryan Center Basement for Hispanic Heritage Month
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Duke to hire male interpreters for female speakers to repeat what they just said but louder
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Everyone in seminar thrilled to hear 15-minute discussion between one student and professor
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Heartwarming: East Campus pickleball player discovers a second hobby
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Op-Ed: I am cold
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Paranormal occurrences: Three blonde men in one room
- Jan 18
- 1 min
President Price announces he will make construction less of an eyesore by switching Duke’s colors to orange and black
- Jan 18
- 1 min
President Price legalizes marijuana in bid for re-election
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Professor reveals he mixes up non-white students because of dementia, not racism
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Professor shares totally appropriate anecdote about his marriage
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Sinkhole swallows prospective student tour group on Abele Quad, new fence goes up
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Student Studying Urban Sprawl Drives Car to East
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Student who took out second loan ecstatic to crank Duke Arts boxes that play fifteen seconds of music
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Duke introduces new KYS initiative after CAPS therapists unionize
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Duke finally beats Ivies… in income inequality
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Duke adds 28 more stops to C-1 in effort to make commutes longer
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Club Fishing investigated after Key Member of Duke Swim goes Missing
- Jan 18
- 1 min
CIA places Iranian Ayatollah’s hand in bowl of warm water in effort to start profitable prank war