Progressive! 68% of fraternity members believe same-sex kissing is fine, as long as it’s between two straight girls at one of their parties
Ozempic alternative? This middle-aged woman follows you around and calls you a fatty
Lucky girl gets to relive youth by spending 30 minutes covering pimple
A Capella Group “The Pitchforks” renamed “The Pitchspoons” to be more well-rounded
Baseball player loses his daily hat; what happens now?
Duke researchers find you’re the only one on campus struggling
Duke In Madrid student horrified to learn Spanish women are not into Americans
Golden Retriever Boyfriend Sent Upstate
Op-ed: Is your white friend racist or do you really look like that other guy?
Pescatarian reveals he adopted the lifestyle out of spite towards fish
Temperatures drop, top one-percenters can now social signal with a sweater tied around their neck
Back to its roots: Wayne announces Vietnam Vets will receive bands to Waynestock
Anxious cannibal wants to bite your nails
Did she ghost me or does she lack object permanence?
Girl who texted back “sorry, just saw this!” isn’t lying
Aww! Guy in ethics class will order drone strikes one day
Duke lookalikes club disbands after no one can tell who the real president is
The most annoying person you know just discovered Fred Again, decided DJing is his passion <3
“I love fossil dating:” Archeologists, Sugar Babies Bond Over Shared Interest
Slay! This female serial killer murders small children and big stereotypes