The Fluke News Staff
Gradey Dick pounds Duke Defense
INDIANAPOLIS, IN—In the Kansas-Duke matchup at the Champions Classic, Kansas freshman Gradey Dick dominated Duke’s defense, pounding the...
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The Fluke News Staff
- Nov 15, 2022
- 1 min
Do You Believe in Miracles? Duke Plays Duke, Wins
DURHAM, NC––In this year’s highly anticipated “Countdown to Craziness” exhibition match, Duke overcame the odds to beat the rival Duke...
The Fluke News Staff
- Nov 10, 2022
- 1 min
In effort to evade Raiders’ roster, Davante Adams accepts jail time
LAS VEGAS, NV—Two weeks after shoving a cameraman to the ground at the end of a bitter last-second loss to the Kansas City Chiefs,...
The Fluke News Staff
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Lottery winners travel to New Orleans to support Duke in the Final Four
After a lottery hosted Monday, 700 students will be traveling to New Orleans to support Duke Men’s Basketball in the Final Four game...
The Fluke News Staff
- Feb 6, 2022
- 1 min
Bill Belichick Accidentally Texts Mark From AdPhi: "Great Game Last Night Against UNC!"
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is refusing to publicly apologize after accidentally texting Mark from AdPhi “Great...
The Fluke News Staff
- Jun 2, 2021
- 1 min
New basketball coach with stutter under fire for praising legacy of “Coach KKK”
DUKE UNIVERSITY—Following the bombshell announcement of Coach K’s retirement after a legendary 40+ year career, new Head Coach Jon...
The Fluke News Staff
- Feb 3, 2021
- 1 min
Coach K kills student reporter, receives one game suspension
Durham, NC—Following Duke’s recent tough loss to another unranked team, Coach Mike “that bitch” Krzyzewski was faced with an unfairly...
The Fluke News Staff
- Oct 22, 2020
- 2 min
"We fought hard and know what needs work," says Cutcliffe on scrimmage with local middle school
CHAPEL HILL, NC—After losing to Smith Middle School during a Wednesday scrimmage, Duke Football head coach David Cutcliffe expressed how...
The Fluke News Staff
- Jun 22, 2020
- 1 min
Duke baseball players somehow still coming up on Bumble
MY HOMETOWN, IL—While at Duke, I was shocked by how often one of the baseball players would come up on Bumble. Every other swipe was a...
The Fluke News Staff
- Jun 11, 2020
- 1 min
Duke to announce new fall sport: Virtue Signalling
CAMERON INDOOR—In the midst of Black Lives Matter dominating social media feeds, Duke has done what it does best: profit off of black...
The Fluke News Staff
- Oct 2, 2019
- 1 min
Duke Quidditch team busted for steroid abuse
DURHAM, NC—The Duke varsity quidditch team was recently removed from the official list of intramural sports clubs amid anabolic steroid...
The Fluke News Staff
- Sep 14, 2019
- 1 min
Lebron James promises entire male lineage to Duke basketball
DURHAM, NC—After trying to recruit Lebron James’ son Bronny, a freshman in high school, Duke has announced that they are recruiting the...
The Fluke News Staff
- Apr 2, 2019
- 1 min
Op-ed: End anti-Zionism, he's our best player
DURHA, NC—There’s been a lot discussion on campus about anti-zionism. Frankly, I’m horrified by the idea. To all the anti-zionists out...
The Fluke News Staff
- Feb 20, 2019
- 1 min
Student suggests that Duke needs to score more points than UNC does
DURHAM, NC—Duke senior Jake Lopez, who has been a Duke fan since “before I was born” has a radical theory on how Duke can win. According...
The Fluke News Staff
- Jan 17, 2019
- 1 min
Tre Jones out indefinitely for Duke men's basketball after head in the game but heart in the song
CAMERON STADIUM—Starting point guard Tre Jones may be unable to play with the Blue Devils for the rest of the season after revealing that...
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