Duke institutes new "Push a Bus" program, lays off transportation staff
- Nov 14, 2021
- 2 min
“Liberal 'No Nut November' breaches our American liberty,” says Ciceronian Society
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
International Students: Why do you speak English?
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Abele Quad to be renamed “Zoboomafoo Jungle” after generous donation from Lemur Center
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Before entering heaven, God checks if you have wristband
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
CAPS to offer lobotomies
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Duke Outing club releases list of LGBTQ students
- Nov 2, 2021
- 2 min
Datemyprofessor.com comes out just in time for 2nd round of exams
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
HRL Explains Quad-Ex: “It’s like Hogwarts but without literally anything that makes Hogwarts cool"
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
The only reason the chapel is so big is because it has no natural predators
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
Plan B included in new student dining plan
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
Faculty all laid off, to be replaced by guest series
- Oct 19, 2021
- 1 min
Who is this? Asks mom every time you show her a TikTok
- Oct 19, 2021
- 1 min
In effort to prevent on-campus sexual assault, Duke bans women
- Oct 19, 2021
- 2 min
Celebrity sighting! Overly active member of class GroupMe spotted across the quad
- Oct 19, 2021
- 1 min
HRL cuts their losses, burns down 300 Swift
- Oct 17, 2021
- 2 min
Poli-Sci major enlightens international student about his own country
- Oct 11, 2021
- 1 min
Duke to celebrate Grandparents Weekend amid surge of student pregnancies
- Oct 11, 2021
- 1 min
Girl really making sure everyone can see her fawn over Nugget
- Oct 3, 2021
- 2 min
International student doesn't show up to Student Affairs to verify arrival, gets deported