Duke CAPS hires specialist for people who forgot their headphones this morning
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Back to its roots: Wayne announces Vietnam Vets will receive bands to Waynestock
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Anxious cannibal wants to bite your nails
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Conservative NC lawmakers ban TransLoc, to be replaced with CisLoc
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Ciceronian Society hosts re-education seminars following mandatory diversity training
- Jan 18
- 2 min
Did she ghost me or does she lack object permanence?
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Girl who texted back “sorry, just saw this!” isn’t lying
- Jan 18
- 1 min
March Madness just regular ol’ March for local sleep paralysis demon
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Op-ed: Am I toxic for chasing tour groups with sticks?
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Students haunted by Burger King "Whopper” commercial during midterms
- Jan 18
- 1 min
Trump Charged, Golden Hairs Stand On End
- Nov 7, 2023
- 2 min
Op-ed: Rooming with a man is a little gay
- Nov 7, 2023
- 1 min
Labradors from Duke Puppy Kindergarten unionize, cite 90-hour work weeks and not enough chew toys
- Nov 7, 2023
- 2 min
Marjorie Taylor Greene handcuffs self to Capitol until Hunter Biden kills himself
- Nov 7, 2023
- 1 min
Aww! Guy in ethics class will order drone strikes one day
- Nov 7, 2023
- 2 min
Student drinks from water fountain with red filter, dies
- Oct 26, 2023
- 1 min
Construction on literal consulting pipeline in Abele Quad nearing completion
- Oct 25, 2023
- 2 min
Duke lookalikes club disbands after no one can tell who the real president is
- Oct 25, 2023
- 1 min
Cesarean Society Protests Vaginal Births
- Oct 25, 2023
- 1 min
The most annoying person you know just discovered Fred Again, decided DJing is his passion <3