Professor traumatized by student’s genuine response to “How are you?”
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
New Messiah? Crowd of admirers flock to this Midwesterner who “isn’t even cold”
- Dec 7, 2021
- 1 min
Duke now offering professors free resumé help at the Career Center!
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
Duke student celebrates Thanksgiving in style with two papers and a take-home exam
- Nov 21, 2021
- 2 min
In unprecedented move towards sustainability, Duke replaces all toilet paper with scannable QR codes
- Nov 20, 2021
- 1 min
Squirrels injected with Duke's beta Covid-19 vaccine grow grotesquely enormous, replace C1 buses
- Nov 20, 2021
- 1 min
In solidarity with freshmen, President Price participates in Turkey Drop
- Nov 14, 2021
- 2 min
You can’t legally be depressed after 12 sessions: The triumph of CAPS
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
Duke institutes new "Push a Bus" program, lays off transportation staff
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
International Students: Why do you speak English?
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Abele Quad to be renamed “Zoboomafoo Jungle” after generous donation from Lemur Center
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
CAPS to offer lobotomies
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Duke Outing club releases list of LGBTQ students
- Nov 2, 2021
- 2 min
Datemyprofessor.com comes out just in time for 2nd round of exams
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
HRL Explains Quad-Ex: “It’s like Hogwarts but without literally anything that makes Hogwarts cool"
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
The only reason the chapel is so big is because it has no natural predators
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
Plan B included in new student dining plan
- Oct 21, 2021
- 1 min
Faculty all laid off, to be replaced by guest series
- Oct 19, 2021
- 1 min
In effort to prevent on-campus sexual assault, Duke bans women
- Oct 19, 2021
- 2 min
Celebrity sighting! Overly active member of class GroupMe spotted across the quad