Op-ed: What's the point of Duke if I can't have massive orgies?
- Apr 6, 2020
- 2 min
Help: I’m horny in my childhood bedroom
- Apr 1, 2020
- 2 min
Tips to stay sane while social distancing
- Apr 1, 2020
- 1 min
Open letter to Piazza: What part of “no emails” do you not fucking get?
- Mar 25, 2020
- 1 min
Op-ed: My dad's been practicing social distancing since I was born
- Mar 25, 2020
- 1 min
Op-ed: My biggest takeaway from spring break was herpes
- Feb 25, 2020
- 1 min
Op-ed: Just because we made eye contact doesn't mean I want a conversation
- Feb 18, 2020
- 1 min
Op-ed: My major gives me depression and that's why I'm superior
- Feb 16, 2020
- 1 min
Opinion: Troy Bolton shouldn't be allowed to speak on campus
- Feb 10, 2020
- 2 min
The Fluke News endorses Klobuchar and Warren for YT
- Nov 28, 2019
- 1 min
Thanks-awkward! My girlfriend is a turkey
- Nov 21, 2019
- 1 min
Opinion: Enough leaning in. Let's tell men to lean out. Of windows.
- Nov 13, 2019
- 2 min
Joker: Not enough jokes?
- Oct 9, 2019
- 1 min
Opinion: Keep choking sea turtles with plastic because they too have sexual urges
- Sep 29, 2019
- 1 min
Opinion: Don’t eat at WU while I’m there
- Sep 28, 2019
- 1 min
Girl who used to mock my small eyes now scolding me for not embracing my culture
- Apr 2, 2019
- 1 min
Op-ed: End anti-Zionism, he's our best player
- Feb 16, 2019
- 1 min
Pee-checks: I don’t get it, but if it's what the tent needs...
- Feb 8, 2019
- 2 min
Op-ed: Low income students, just ask your dad for more money
- Jan 18, 2019
- 1 min
Op-ed: Duke needs to divest from your mom