Mask mandate reinstated for ugly people
- Apr 11, 2022
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"For $200, I'll paint my nails," says man who's very comfortable with his masculinity
- Apr 11, 2022
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“If you liked the tour my name is David, if not, my name is Matt,” says tour guide with amnesia
- Apr 11, 2022
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"Wow, I thought duke was an Ivy!" says real prospective student, definitely not a paid actor
- Apr 10, 2022
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- Apr 8, 2022
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5 Strategies to Get Better in Bed: Sleep with Other Men for Practice
- Apr 7, 2022
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Kilgo Laundry Thief and Few Arsonist overshadowed by more terrifying Edens Toe Tickler
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
Irresponsibly selfish psychopath requests stop on C1
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
Duke raises tuition to provide every puppy kindergartener with a brand new iPad
- Apr 7, 2022
- 1 min
What is a libertarian and why can’t they help me checkout a book?
- Apr 6, 2022
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- Apr 6, 2022
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- Apr 1, 2022
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Lottery winners travel to New Orleans to support Duke in the Final Four
- Apr 1, 2022
- 1 min
Duke graduate programs earn top marks in US News Rankings
- Mar 14, 2022
- 1 min
If you ever think you’re annoying, remember someone has a podcast called “So... that’s a thing"
- Mar 14, 2022
- 1 min
Breaking: My colorblind lab partner messed up our titration
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
Op-ed: If it stays unread it can't hurt me
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
Chevron intern promises to solve climate change from the inside