A Candid Interview with an Air Force 1
- Feb 26, 2023
- 1 min
“The most fun you’ll never want to have again!” says SNU Pledge missing eye, finger
- Feb 22, 2023
- 1 min
“Pssst… Hey! You should eat with me until my friend comes,” student desperately whispers to spider
- Feb 22, 2023
- 1 min
"That's MY Secret Spot:" Vincent Price bans white tenting after Sex Dungeon added to scavenger hunt.
- Nov 10, 2022
- 1 min
WU Restaurants Respond Reasonably to Inflation by Doubling Prices
- Nov 10, 2022
- 2 min
A capella member lacks pep on stage, later lacks heartbeat
- Nov 10, 2022
- 1 min
Fluke Analytics Report: Petite, docile men get the most maduros at Sazón
- Oct 26, 2022
- 2 min
Running Out of Causes to Champion, PETA Turns Attention to Toppled Scooters That “Look Sad”
- Oct 26, 2022
- 2 min
Waynestockings: Shapely calves and “astonishing elegance” displayed in annual Swan Lake performance
- Oct 26, 2022
- 1 min
Duke Student Boldly Displays Individuality by Wearing Duke Sweatshirt
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Ciceronian Society announces its own climate pledge: burning barrels of oil for fun
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
P-Edge dissolves after members P-Cum
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Duke falling dangerously behind Ivies in number of war criminals produced
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Leaked Duke Dining food point budgeting plan offers free gastric balloons to football game attendees
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
In effort to avoid grass, Duke to offer mudpatch
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Fraternities struggling as cocaine shipments delayed by mailroom
- Oct 19, 2022
- 2 min
The Fluke's top 5 tips to avoid being mistaken for a predator as you "study" at Wilson Gym
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Pike gets full five stars on Rate My Aggressor
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Duke Climate Commitment just Vincent Price turning off lights, putting water bottle in the recycling
- Sep 30, 2022
- 1 min
New Five Dollar Deal is just Five Sazón Beans