HRL cuts their losses, burns down 300 Swift
- Oct 11, 2021
- 1 min
Duke to celebrate Grandparents Weekend amid surge of student pregnancies
- Oct 11, 2021
- 1 min
Girl really making sure everyone can see her fawn over Nugget
- Oct 3, 2021
- 2 min
International student doesn't show up to Student Affairs to verify arrival, gets deported
- Oct 3, 2021
- 1 min
Bear loose in Broadhead Center; Administration to release Duke Bear Response Plan shortly
- Sep 25, 2021
- 1 min
Geez, get a life! Class of 2020 flocks to campus for "commencement"
- Sep 13, 2021
- 2 min
Duke removes suicide nets from McClendon bridge after reaching top ten in US News and World Report
- Aug 27, 2021
- 1 min
Duke now regretting bulldozing Central Campus due to lack of COVID isolation space
- Aug 18, 2021
- 1 min
Welcome to Duke! Choose one: Insufferable God complex or crippling imposter syndrome
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
ROTC studying Chinese "for the culture"
- Apr 21, 2021
- 1 min
Student accidentally Pavlovs herself into asking “Did we go to breakout rooms” whenever she wakes up
- Apr 21, 2021
- 1 min
DUPD instructed to use "deadly force" against people who step outside of circles on the lawn
- Apr 18, 2021
- 1 min
“Engineering teaches you how to problem solve,” says Pratt star with no work experience
- Apr 5, 2021
- 1 min
Admitted students, choose Duke! We have the best basketb—never mind
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Wilson gym admin announces new policy for no-shows: Death
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Guy with stolen dorm items carefully placed in zoom frame definitely fucks
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Student accepted to Duke gets to feel smart for the last time
- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
Duke’s student COVID-19 positives drop for second week in a row
- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
Duke to allow off-campus students to attend in-person graduation
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
Cody Ko does Duke Q&A, realizes we’re all fucking losers