Walk down memory lane: Professor makes same joke for the 12th time this semester
- Mar 26, 2021
- 2 min
Duke Admin: “Everyone is entitled to their own racist opinions.”
- Mar 22, 2021
- 1 min
Viewer weeps at beauty of Snapchat story featuring WU at night
- Mar 14, 2021
- 1 min
BREAKING: The shelter-in-place order is all one big pledge task
- Mar 6, 2021
- 1 min
Sad: Despite multiple Girlboss in STEM clubs, girl still failing math class she’s already taken
- Feb 14, 2021
- 1 min
Philosophy major wayyyy too talkative in bed
- Feb 9, 2021
- 1 min
BREAKING: Contact tracer loses job because you don’t have any friends. Loser.
- Jan 31, 2021
- 1 min
BREAKING: Duke marriage pact just a front for DUPD to find out who runs through red lights
- Nov 22, 2020
- 1 min
Duke to confirm all students to return in spring–will change decision two days before return
- Oct 31, 2020
- 1 min
Bug in SymMon app allows students to submit symptoms without performing a thorough self-examination
- Oct 31, 2020
- 1 min
BREAKING: Duke administration invests in fossil fuels to end student debt
- Oct 27, 2020
- 3 min
White in a Sea of Blue Devils: Duke Proud Boys no longer active as election approaches
- Oct 9, 2020
- 1 min
Op-ed: No need for PornHub—Thin curtains in Hollows are enough
- Oct 9, 2020
- 1 min
Duke cuts funding for groundbreaking AI research because “that’s like some Black Mirror shit”
- Oct 9, 2020
- 2 min
Looking ahead: What are we going to do with Peaches' body?
- Oct 9, 2020
- 1 min
Adorable: These freshmen think they’re going to meet up over winter break
- Oct 8, 2020
- 1 min
Report: Over 20% of deforestation caused by Duke students writing with Post-It Notes on windows
- Oct 5, 2020
- 1 min
Freshman DSG candidate disqualified after attempting to gerrymander east campus
- Sep 30, 2020
- 1 min
Sexual tension alert! Your professor and TA accidentally got assigned to the same breakout room
- Sep 14, 2020
- 1 min
Fluke Investigates: ABP Aux