The Fluke News

Duke's least accurate

news source. Satire.

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Home

  • All News

  • Campus

  • Durham

  • Social

  • Opinion

  • Politics

  • Sports

  • About

  • The Fluke News Staff

  • Join our Team

  • Contact

  • More

    Use tab to navigate through the menu items.
    • White Instagram Icon
    • All Posts
    • Sports
    • Opinion
    • Social
    • Campus
    • Durham
    • Politics
    Search
    After getting into their top choice, SLG rushee now vocally opposes the rush process
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Feb 13, 2019
    • 1 min

    After getting into their top choice, SLG rushee now vocally opposes the rush process

    ALSPAUGH DORM, EAST CAMPUS—A mere two weeks after accepting a bid in Maxwell House, Duke first-year Cindy Ridley is taking a hard stance...
    0 comments
    Freshman rushing RDU
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jan 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    Freshman rushing RDU

    NC 147-S—Fraternity and sorority rush season is officially here, which means students across campus such as freshman Joe Green are...
    0 comments
    Duke study shows new form of colorblindness that prevents frat brothers from seeing non-pastel color
    The Fluke News Staff
    • Jan 18, 2019
    • 1 min

    Duke study shows new form of colorblindness that prevents frat brothers from seeing non-pastel color

    DURHAM, NC—A recent Duke study conducted by Dr. Pyotr McAdams has revealed a novel form of colorblindness that prevents the afflicted...
    0 comments
    12
    3

    The Fluke News

    About Us
    The Fluke News Staff
    Join Our Team
    Contact Us