Ableist scum presses handicapped button to get into WU
- Nov 15, 2019
- 1 min
Opinion: Guys, I’m sooooo drunk
- Nov 13, 2019
- 2 min
Joker: Not enough jokes?
- Nov 11, 2019
- 1 min
Legacy parent sure their kid would have gotten in anyway
- Nov 8, 2019
- 1 min
Duke opens Canine Cognition Center to lessen the load on CAPS
- Nov 7, 2019
- 1 min
Girl puts “Be kind” in her Instagram bio, gets nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
- Nov 6, 2019
- 1 min
Sophomores: not soft enough?
- Nov 5, 2019
- 1 min
Breitbart to hold recruitment session on Gothicc Duke Confessions’ Facebook page
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
Heartbreaking: C1X stuck behind normal C1
- Nov 3, 2019
- 1 min
Students spell out entire Communist Manifesto in dorm window with sticky notes
- Oct 30, 2019
- 1 min
Freshman ready to be anything but himself for Halloween
- Oct 29, 2019
- 1 min
“Being a cat for Halloween is so basic,” complains boy wearing jersey for 4th consecutive year
- Oct 28, 2019
- 1 min
Uh oh: Proud dad doesn’t know if he should clap after Nazi song in Cabaret
- Oct 25, 2019
- 1 min
DILF alert: parents' weekend is here
- Oct 24, 2019
- 1 min
Culturally sensitive white boy says Sazón, Il Forno in proper accents
- Oct 23, 2019
- 1 min
Duke vows to “pop caps” in mental illness
- Oct 22, 2019
- 1 min
Report: Even white friend thinks your self deprecating jokes about your race are "a little too much"
- Oct 21, 2019
- 1 min
Start ‘Em Young: Shooters bus now stopping at Durham Public Schools
- Oct 19, 2019
- 1 min
Somebody tooted…
- Oct 17, 2019
- 1 min
Woke king always asks for consent, just doesn’t take no for an answer