Bear loose in Broadhead Center; Administration to release Duke Bear Response Plan shortly
- Oct 1, 2021
- 2 min
God admits Chapel Hill was a mistake, plans flood
- Sep 27, 2021
- 1 min
In desperate last-ditch attempt to get laid, man paints nails black
- Sep 25, 2021
- 1 min
Geez, get a life! Class of 2020 flocks to campus for "commencement"
- Sep 22, 2021
- 2 min
“I found my people,” explains girl who changed her entire personality to fit in over zoom
- Sep 13, 2021
- 2 min
Duke removes suicide nets from McClendon bridge after reaching top ten in US News and World Report
- Aug 31, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Shooters purchased by Duke to house COVID-positive students
- Aug 27, 2021
- 1 min
Duke now regretting bulldozing Central Campus due to lack of COVID isolation space
- Aug 18, 2021
- 1 min
Welcome to Duke! Choose one: Insufferable God complex or crippling imposter syndrome
- Aug 18, 2021
- 1 min
"So that's why everyone wore the same outfit," says freshman who went to Hooters instead of Shooters
- Jun 15, 2021
- 1 min
Local police department celebrates Pride Month in style with rainbow-colored tear gas
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
ROTC studying Chinese "for the culture"
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
Man frantically puts socks on choking friend’s feet before giving him mouth-to-mouth
- May 10, 2021
- 2 min
Girl confused how guy doesn't see her subtle Spotify hints that she's in love with him
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
Dear Fluke: Am I bisexual or do I just really want to be?
- May 10, 2021
- 1 min
"I don’t have the time," says girl who spends 30 hours a week on TikTok
- Apr 21, 2021
- 1 min
Student accidentally Pavlovs herself into asking “Did we go to breakout rooms” whenever she wakes up
- Apr 21, 2021
- 1 min
DUPD instructed to use "deadly force" against people who step outside of circles on the lawn
- Apr 18, 2021
- 1 min
Rapper Flo Centi knew she should have dreamed bigger with her name
- Apr 18, 2021
- 1 min
“Engineering teaches you how to problem solve,” says Pratt star with no work experience