Op-ed: What's the point of Duke if I can't have massive orgies?
- Jun 11, 2020
- 1 min
“Socially liberal, fiscally conservative” student supports giving billions of dollars to police
- Jun 3, 2020
- 2 min
Adorable: White liberal thinks voting out Trump will end racism
- May 27, 2020
- 2 min
Activist a little too excited to share video of black man being murdered by police
- May 19, 2020
- 1 min
Study: 90% of pfrosh-founded nonprofits implode 2 weeks after Duke acceptance
- May 19, 2020
- 2 min
Fluke Investigates: All pre-os canceled, but they didn’t even say anything that offensive?
- May 19, 2020
- 1 min
Duke to remake “The Last Dance” featuring 10 hours of Coach K ballroom dancing
- May 17, 2020
- 1 min
Duke adds new Study A Broad Program: Your mom
- May 14, 2020
- 2 min
Fluke Investigates: Who/What is SFK?
- Apr 14, 2020
- 1 min
Duke switches to fail/ fail grading system in wake of Coronavirus
- Apr 6, 2020
- 2 min
Help: I’m horny in my childhood bedroom
- Apr 6, 2020
- 1 min
Study finds greedy toddlers grow up to be Pre-Meds
- Apr 6, 2020
- 1 min
Hopeful student thinks notification is a text, actually just Duo Push from Sakai
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
LinkedOut: you deserve to have your summer internship canceled
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
You can relax: Bass Connections poster fair will still be held via Zoom
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
Tommy Hessel rips off face mask, revealing true identity is Tim Skapek
- Apr 1, 2020
- 2 min
Tips to stay sane while social distancing
- Apr 1, 2020
- 1 min
Open letter to Piazza: What part of “no emails” do you not fucking get?
- Apr 1, 2020
- 1 min
Area Man doesn’t understand calling Asia Death a silly nickname like “COVID-19”
- Mar 25, 2020
- 1 min
Report: Campus satire paper can’t handle criticism