Imagine. You’re about to take a tender bite out of your double cheeseburger, anticipating the gristly wonder that awaits you, when a...

DURHAM, NC—The Duke varsity quidditch team was recently removed from the official list of intramural sports clubs amid anabolic steroid...

DURHAM, NC—Midterm season has ended early, or so Keohane 4B residents thought after witnessing the removal of a painting deemed a cause...

DURHAM, NC—Everyday around 1PM, students flood the Broadhead center by the hundreds in order to get a quick meal before their next class....

DURHAM, NC—Jessica Cannon, who used to love pulling at the sides of her eyes to make them “look like mine” and loudly laugh at her own...

LITERALLY EVERYWHERE, EARTH—Last week, Anna Li, who can’t go a second without making everything about herself, excitedly went out and...

ALLEN BUILDING—Members of the Delta Sigma Phi Fraternity moved to occupy the Allen Building on Sunday in a bid to bring attention to what...

LOS ANGELES, CA—The U.S. News and World Report College Ratings recently gave Duke a 10. Unfortunately, judging by west coast standards,...

DURHAM, NC—Aaron Hartung has been spotted at several parties asking girls if they know BROCKHAMPTON. Upon being told that yes, they do...

EAST CAMPUS — While the awkward head nods, the forced smiles when you make eye contact, and the often absent responses to your attempts...

DURHAM, NC—Duke students are in a tizzy after a freshman discovered that the classroom building’s third-floor bathroom contains another...

DURHAM, NC—After trying to recruit Lebron James’ son Bronny, a freshman in high school, Duke has announced that they are recruiting the...

DURHAM, NC—As Hurricane Dorian’s death toll sharply mounts, sophomore Javier Zheng lies in his dorm room curled in several warm blankets...

DMV AREA— In a striking example of Duke’s random roommate policy succeeding in increasing the social diversity of the University, James...

PENN PAVILION—Despite feeling a sense of excitement while seeing the many opportunities that can significantly alter his life trajectory...

DURHAM, NC—In the face of mounting local criticism of Duke’s efforts to stop GoTriangle’s proposed light rail system, University...

DURHA, NC—There’s been a lot discussion on campus about anti-zionism. Frankly, I’m horrified by the idea. To all the anti-zionists out...

OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL EQUITY—A new study published by Duke University researchers has revealed that all so-called “research fraud” is,...

DIVINITY SCHOOL CAFE—A new report suggests that 80% of FLUNCH appointments are straight up attempts for students to raise their grades....

SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA—In a stunning revelation, it appears that Jack de Vandersmith, an alum from Duke’s class of ‘65 is, in fact, a...