Kilgo laundry thief caught, revealed to be little people living in the walls
- Feb 28, 2022
- 2 min
Fluke endorses Dilbert Anchovy for DSG President
- Feb 14, 2022
- 1 min
It’s not a “self-care” day, you’re just single
- Feb 7, 2022
- 1 min
Duke student who already finished all her work for the semester asks what else she can do
- Feb 7, 2022
- 1 min
Inspiring: Short Film Opens With Shot of Alarm Clock Going Off
- Feb 7, 2022
- 1 min
Professor traumatized by student’s genuine response to “How are you?”
- Jan 30, 2022
- 1 min
How to get you and your mom tickets to the Sigma Freud mixer
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
Clumsy cocaine smugglers rejoice at Durham snow storm
- Jan 16, 2022
- 1 min
New Messiah? Crowd of admirers flock to this Midwesterner who “isn’t even cold”
- Dec 7, 2021
- 1 min
Duke now offering professors free resumé help at the Career Center!
- Nov 25, 2021
- 1 min
Local turkey accepts imminent death with surprising grace and wisdom
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
Duke student celebrates Thanksgiving in style with two papers and a take-home exam
- Nov 21, 2021
- 2 min
In unprecedented move towards sustainability, Duke replaces all toilet paper with scannable QR codes
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
For man with erectile dysfunction, it’s always a no bones day
- Nov 21, 2021
- 1 min
Girl who already put up Christmas decorations the worst person you know
- Nov 20, 2021
- 1 min
Squirrels injected with Duke's beta Covid-19 vaccine grow grotesquely enormous, replace C1 buses
- Nov 20, 2021
- 1 min
In solidarity with freshmen, President Price participates in Turkey Drop
- Nov 14, 2021
- 2 min
You can’t legally be depressed after 12 sessions: The triumph of CAPS
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
Frat bro discovers Duke is not named after KKK Grand Wizard, demands refund over false advertising
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
New book “Literacy for Illiterates” struggles to sell