Hopeful student thinks notification is a text, actually just Duo Push from Sakai
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
LinkedOut: you deserve to have your summer internship canceled
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
You can relax: Bass Connections poster fair will still be held via Zoom
- Apr 2, 2020
- 1 min
Tommy Hessel rips off face mask, revealing true identity is Tim Skapek
- Mar 25, 2020
- 1 min
Report: Campus satire paper can’t handle criticism
- Mar 25, 2020
- 1 min
"I'm going to do Summer Session," says student without internship
- Mar 16, 2020
- 2 min
His Favorite Band is the Chainsmokers and 6 Other Warning Signs You Can’t Ignore
- Mar 16, 2020
- 1 min
God now available via zoom confessions
- Mar 16, 2020
- 1 min
Sexual assault rates down to 0% as no students are on campus
- Mar 13, 2020
- 1 min
President Price responds to Coronavirus cases: lorem ipsum
- Mar 2, 2020
- 1 min
Asshole who thinks he’s better than you “respectfully disagrees”
- Mar 2, 2020
- 1 min
Conservative Chronicle columnist needs backlash to feel alive
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1 min
New study shows majority of students want Cupid to shoot them with an actual arrow
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1 min
Dean sue sits on Australia to stop it from burning
- Feb 13, 2020
- 1 min
President Price responds to campus racism: “lorem ipsum”
- Feb 10, 2020
- 1 min
White Guy now expert in foreign cinema after watching Parasite
- Feb 4, 2020
- 1 min
Duke student walking past tour group tries to appear sober
- Feb 4, 2020
- 1 min
Duke to offer new foreign language course: how to talk to girls
- Jan 29, 2020
- 1 min
Flu-ridden students call Chinese people "dirty" after coronavirus
- Jan 28, 2020
- 1 min
Report: Everyone does hate you, but hey, at least you were right!