ABELE QUAD—While the current coronavirus outbreak will most likely not seriously impact their lives, Duke students have relished the...

DURHAM, NC—You may occasionally worry everyone around you actually hates you. Maybe they’re all pretending to like you as some kind of...

WELLNESS CENTER, WEST CAMPUS — Trinity sophomore and virgin Richard Johnson was spotted taking all of the Wellness Center’s free condoms,...

BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES BUILDING, WEST CAMPUS –– It’s official. After almost three months of puppy fever, the six Canine Cognition Center...

EAST CAMPUS–While many freshman complain about the repetitive, bland food served at Marketplace, one brave freshman, Cameron Day, has...

DURHAM, NC — Y’all know Henry Thaubert? He got suspenders. Pinstriped. Pretty cool.

DUKE CHAPEL — after spotting him out on the town, Junior Winston Lang claims that, despite public information, the Duke Chapel bell...

DURHAM, NC — As he walked into West Union, Steven Bland (P ‘21) was shocked to see a young, physically able man press the automatic...

EAST CAMPUS— The parents of first-year Amadea Bock of Rye, New York, expressed on Monday that they were pretty sure their daughter would...

DURHAM, NC—Rather than hiring more trained personnel, extending hours, or tackling the source of the University’s mental health crisis,...

DURHAM, NC—In a stunning act of courage, local self-described activist Megan Smith has added the phrase “Be kind” to her bio. This has...

DURHAM, NC—You touched these guys? Pillows, puppies, peaches, these things all have one thing in common—they start with “p.” Sophomores?...

DURHAM, NC—Following a stream of alt-right and homophobic posts on the Gothicc Duke Confessions Facebook page, news media outlet...

DURHAM, NC—In a shocking turn of events, this morning’s C1X, or C1 Express, somehow ended up behind the C1 and was forced to make nearly...

DURHAM, NC—By now you’ve probably noticed the oft-imitated “NUT” in a crowell dorm window. But no student has taken it quite as far as...

DURHAM, NC—In the final performance of Hoof N’ Horn’s fall show, Cabaret, Junior Melissa Silot gave a powerful rendition of ‘Tomorrow...

DURHAM, NC—As the annual parents' weekend commences, people across Durham are ready to spot some serious Daddies on campus. The DILFs...

DURHAM, NC—Wokeness alert! A local white boy was spotted flexing his cultural awareness this afternoon in the middle of West Union....

Durham, NC—As part of the university’s plan to combat mental illness on campus, a Duke University official vehemently stated that the...

DURHAM, NC—Since its inception, Duke’s notorious “Learning to Fail” class has successfully taught hundreds of students the complex art of...