An open letter to men studying Compsci: Golden showers don't count
- Apr 18, 2021
- 1 min
How to use dating apps when you hate any photo a man chooses of himself
- Apr 5, 2021
- 1 min
Admitted students, choose Duke! We have the best basketb—never mind
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Wilson gym admin announces new policy for no-shows: Death
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Guy with stolen dorm items carefully placed in zoom frame definitely fucks
- Apr 3, 2021
- 1 min
Student accepted to Duke gets to feel smart for the last time
- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
Duke’s student COVID-19 positives drop for second week in a row
- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
Duke to allow off-campus students to attend in-person graduation
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Freed Suez Canal ship heads to Georgia for next voter blocking bill
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
Cody Ko does Duke Q&A, realizes we’re all fucking losers
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
After watching “MONTERO” video, this heterosexual, women-loving Cru member has faith crisis
- Mar 28, 2021
- 2 min
Walk down memory lane: Professor makes same joke for the 12th time this semester
- Mar 26, 2021
- 2 min
Duke Admin: “Everyone is entitled to their own racist opinions.”
- Mar 24, 2021
- 1 min
Nobel laureate reduced to begging 20 year old students to turn their cameras on in Zoom lecture
- Mar 22, 2021
- 1 min
Viewer weeps at beauty of Snapchat story featuring WU at night
- Mar 14, 2021
- 1 min
BREAKING: The shelter-in-place order is all one big pledge task
- Mar 9, 2021
- 2 min
Trump alludes to a third run—The Fluke predicts his mile time
- Mar 6, 2021
- 1 min
Sad: Despite multiple Girlboss in STEM clubs, girl still failing math class she’s already taken
- Mar 6, 2021
- 1 min
Op-ed: My opinion on why we’re too politically divided is unique and deserves a biweekly column
- Feb 26, 2021
- 2 min
Things are going too well: A quick guide to self-sabotage