DURHAM, NC—When the headline “In-person pre-orientation programs canceled for August” appeared in my Facebook feed, this reporter was...

CAMERON INDOOR STADIUM—If we had to guess, you probably watched ESPN’s docuseries on Michael Jordan’s last season, “The Last Dance.”...

DURHAM, NC—With no clear end in sight to the coronavirus pandemic, many students fear that they won’t be able to travel abroad next...

A Furious GoFundMe Exchange—After the bravery of Duke Greek Life rallying to save our sacred sexual assault echo-chamber “Shooters...

DURHAM, NC—After carefully weighing all possible options, Duke has decided to switch to a fail/fail grading system for Spring 2020 grades...

MY HOMETOWN—As I spend another day scrolling through TikTok only to see yet another shirtless seventeen-year-old lick his fingers and jab...

DURHAM, NC—After years of determined research, a team with Duke Psychology and Neuroscience finally found an explanation for why pre-meds...

BAY AREA, CA––Picture this: You’re a 19-year-old Duke student. You spent all night texting your crush and they end the conversation with,...

NEW YORK, NY—The streets of the capital of the world are empty as bankers, street performers, and rats the size of Cuomo’s head all...

ZOOM APP—Amidst the pandemonium that only takes place in a global pandemic, Duke administrators have few things covered. But they’ve been...

DURHAM, NC—Emerging victorious from the heated battle, Tommy Hessel reportedly approached our desolate campus with a huge grin only to...

It’s been days since you’ve gotten back to your parents house, and there’s only so many times you can argue with them about Bernie...

DURHAM, NC—As classes have made their transition to the online format, many professors have turned to Piazza as a way of answering...

DURHAM, NC—Following recent developments in the state of the global pandemic known as Asia Death, one concerned citizen has had enough of...

DURHAM, NC—Following a surge of criticism surrounding the local campus satire paper, The Fluke News, the paper has responded with self...

DURHAM, NC—Almost halfway through the second semester, Duke students far and wide have begun to find their summer plans. Econ majors will...

NY, NY—Yes, I live in New York. No, I don’t have COVID-19. And my family has long been ready for this outbreak: my father—aware of the...

PALM BEACH, FL—Most college students see spring break as nothing more than a week to get trashed and fuck around, but not me. For me,...

Worried about the guy you just started seeing? If he exhibits any of these warning signs, be sure to give that new relations a second...

VATICAN CITY—As a result of widespread church closures due to the COVID-19 pandemic, The Vatican has announced that God will begin...