Blue Tenter Says Poll Line “Too Long”
- Oct 26, 2022
- 2 min
Running Out of Causes to Champion, PETA Turns Attention to Toppled Scooters That “Look Sad”
- Oct 20, 2022
- 1 min
Kanye spotted running away from WU with AirDrop open
- Oct 19, 2022
- 1 min
Ciceronian Society announces its own climate pledge: burning barrels of oil for fun
- Sep 8, 2022
- 1 min
India invades UK to help stabilize the country during turbulent time
- Apr 6, 2022
- 0 min
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
Chevron intern promises to solve climate change from the inside
- Nov 14, 2021
- 1 min
Frat bro discovers Duke is not named after KKK Grand Wizard, demands refund over false advertising
- Nov 14, 2021
- 2 min
“Liberal 'No Nut November' breaches our American liberty,” says Ciceronian Society
- Oct 17, 2021
- 2 min
Poli-Sci major enlightens international student about his own country
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
Breaking: Freed Suez Canal ship heads to Georgia for next voter blocking bill
- Mar 30, 2021
- 1 min
After watching “MONTERO” video, this heterosexual, women-loving Cru member has faith crisis
- Mar 9, 2021
- 2 min
Trump alludes to a third run—The Fluke predicts his mile time
- Feb 23, 2021
- 1 min
Trump acquitted—Officially as innocent as OJ!
- Dec 19, 2020
- 1 min
Trump signs new Executive Order unilaterally banning Eumelanin in the US
- Nov 13, 2020
- 2 min
Campaign Blunder: Trump goes to Transylvania instead of Pennsylvania
- Nov 12, 2020
- 3 min
Desperate White House staffers bring in cast of Sesame Street to explain to Trump how elections work
- Nov 8, 2020
- 2 min
New cabinet position created: Secretary of Checking if Biden Died in His Sleep
- Oct 31, 2020
- 2 min
Joe Biden injured in fight with his “terrifying evil clone,” later determined to be his reflection